Hello! And Happy New Year! :D These are some Zelda Haikus by Youtubers, Meekakitty, and myself. Feel free to leave a comment of your own Zelda Haiku! :D
Dear water temple I hate you so so so much I want you to die -Meekakitty
Hey listen Navi You already said that I want to kill you -Youtuber
Wallmaster you suck Get your gross fingers off me You nasty poo nose -Youtuber
You goddamn owl Stop switching the selections You annoying bitch -Youtuber
Half of one heart left The beeping drives me crazy No more red potion -Youtuber
You, Deku baba Why do you bite? I lash out Now you are a stick -Youtuber
I am know as Link And boy do my weapons stink Can I dress in pink? -Youtuber
Dear Link dressed in green Why do you not speak ever? Cry out with pain, HIAY! -ElArtista2295
Skeleton Child You scare the sh*t out of me Gah, you make me cry -ElArtista2295
You blow your whistle Stop blowing your damn whistle Stupid freak’ in guards. -ElArtista2295
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Yay!!!!! Mwahahahaha Gannon has killed me again Back to title screen ~Me! 6 months ago
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Aren't haikus supposed to, you know, have seasonal themes and stuff? 6 months, 1 week ago
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It's called you know having fun. geez TT_TT. thanks for commenting.
If you want to see a regular haiku then make one :D and leave it as a comment. -
ElArtista2295
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Lol, those are good! Funny! 6 months, 1 week ago
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6 months, 1 week ago
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