Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you get a bunch of papercuts from handling all of the bills, and it turns out you have hemophilia, and you bleed to death. After you die, you can't go to heaven because God was having a bad day and decided to damn you to HELL! The only upside of this is that you get to eternally torment all of the people who went to hell for saying that anime was FREAKING CARTOONS!!!!

I wish that my Internet would work reliably.

Granted and the Joker proceeds to place a knife to your face and ask "Why so serious?" but it comes out in Mark Hamill's voice...and when he lifts his hat it actually turns out to be Jack Nicholson.

I wish my damn medical bills could sort themselves out so I could pay them easily.

Granted, but it's really Pedobear in disguise, and he rapes you.

I wish for The Joker.

Granted but the dinosaur squishes you!!!!!!!!

i wish for a banana phone and GAARA pops out of it to give me a hug!!!!

Granted, but you're too BITCHY to live in this dimension so YOU fade away.

I wish for a dinosaur to ride to school on.

Granted. But he is too awesome to live in this dimension so he fades away.

I wish I was Larxene.

Granted, but I steal it, sell it on eBay, and use the money to buy a muffin. AND I DON'T SHARE IT!!!!

I wish for a Marluxia of my very own.

Granted but it's the wrong color pink and you get ridiculed because it looks nothing like Marluxia. You also get it all over your organization jacket and now it's pink too...

i wish for an uncorruptable wish

Granted, but it comes to life and strangles you with its noodley appendages.

I wish for pink hair dye so I could be Marluxia.

Granted, but all of your tires fall off of your car and you can't go get new ones.

I wish I had some soba.

Granted, but it is bright orange for some reason and the cosplay company refusees to give you a refund.

I wish for the snow to not freeze the roads, so we can go to the cosplay party.

Granted. But it is nothing like the anime and you don't understand Japanese so you have no idea what anything and anybody is saying.

I wish my Organization jacket was here.

Granted. But the potato chip is bigger than a whale and by the time you have finished munching it, your lips have shriveled away.

I wish I could live in Japan.

Granted, but I kill you because I wasn't invited. :P

I wish for a potato chip, so I could eat it in epic fashion.

Granted. But you die from eating too much Play-doh.

I wish Saturday was here so I can go to my cosplay event at the mall!

Granted, but it coms to life and leaves you for DEMYX!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

I wish for Play-Doh, so I could nom it.

Granted. But everyone commits suicide since they think they are all horrible people compared to the other lovey-dovey people.

I wish that a REAL OFFICIAL Zexion plushie existed like the Axel and Roxas and Demyx plushies.

Granted, but since there's all anime/manga it's full of crap and hentai. When you open the door, it's so full that it floods out onto you, leaving you buried under a pile of hentai. As you extricate yourself from the pile, your boyfriend walks in and sees you with a pile of hentai. He thinks you're a pervert and runs away screaming.

I wish for love and peace all over the world! <3 =^ ' - ' ^=

Granted but this causes a time warp that ensnares the universe to do it's bidding therefore making the world rid of all anime fangirls but me, you, Gaaraneeds2LOL, and our other Otaku bff!!!!

I wish for an ANIME bus (complete with all cosplay costumes you can imagine, all anime/manga, and all plushies of characters)

Granted. But I eat it.

I wish today never ended.

Granted, but.... wait, WHAT? Seriously? Why? You know what, I can't corrupt this. Fine. You get Pedobear, and he rapes you. Happy? Geez.

I wish for a donut with sprinkles and chocolate.

granted but because of this the balance of the universe is thrown off and i win my battle with Gaaraneeds2LOL, all your favorite anime people die, and you forget all otaku knowledge and become scum of the earth for not knowing what anime/manga is...

i wish for pedo bear to love me forever!!!!!!

Granted. But it was a tie so you both won.

I wish I had no school on Tuesday.

Granted, but it only goes well for me because I eat all of the cake. Ha!

I wish to win the epic fangirl battle against QueenOfYaoi.

Granted. But I come and take it back since I just gave you mine.

I wish for my party to go well.