This one will work like the Throw something to the person below you thread but you state a wish and the next person grants it in a twisted way. Example: I wish for my cosplay to be finished. Granted, but it is horribly wrong and ugly. (insert new wish)
That is how it works. Have fun! For another thread like this, see Throw something to the person below you!
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Granted, but you get a bunch of papercuts from handling all of the bills, and it turns out you have hemophilia, and you bleed to death. After you die, you can't go to heaven because God was having a bad day and decided to damn you to HELL! The only upside of this is that you get to eternally torment all of the people who went to hell for saying that anime was FREAKING CARTOONS!!!! I wish that my Internet would work reliably. 1 week, 6 days ago
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Granted and the Joker proceeds to place a knife to your face and ask "Why so serious?" but it comes out in Mark Hamill's voice...and when he lifts his hat it actually turns out to be Jack Nicholson. I wish my damn medical bills could sort themselves out so I could pay them easily. 2 weeks ago
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Granted, but it's really Pedobear in disguise, and he rapes you. I wish for The Joker. 1 month ago
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Granted but the dinosaur squishes you!!!!!!!! i wish for a banana phone and GAARA pops out of it to give me a hug!!!! 1 month ago
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Granted, but you're too BITCHY to live in this dimension so YOU fade away. I wish for a dinosaur to ride to school on. 1 month ago
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BTW, I'm not hatin on you, although Larxene is the ultimate bitch. -
GaaraNeeds2LOL
1 month ago
Yes, she is and that is what makes her awesome. By the way, fye has not resheduled the anime day due to the snow on Friday so no cosplay this weekend either. -
MsQueenofjapan
1 month ago
SADDDENED
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QueenOfYaoi
1 month ago
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Granted. But he is too awesome to live in this dimension so he fades away. I wish I was Larxene. 1 month, 1 week ago
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Granted, but I steal it, sell it on eBay, and use the money to buy a muffin. AND I DON'T SHARE IT!!!! I wish for a Marluxia of my very own. 1 month, 1 week ago
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Granted but it's the wrong color pink and you get ridiculed because it looks nothing like Marluxia. You also get it all over your organization jacket and now it's pink too... i wish for an uncorruptable wish 1 month, 1 week ago
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You can get spray-on wash-out pink hair-dye at Walgreens for 5 dollars. -
MsQueenofjapan
1 month, 1 week ago
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Granted, but it comes to life and strangles you with its noodley appendages. I wish for pink hair dye so I could be Marluxia. 1 month, 1 week ago
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Granted, but all of your tires fall off of your car and you can't go get new ones. I wish I had some soba. 1 month, 1 week ago
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Granted, but it is bright orange for some reason and the cosplay company refusees to give you a refund. I wish for the snow to not freeze the roads, so we can go to the cosplay party. 1 month, 1 week ago
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Granted. But it is nothing like the anime and you don't understand Japanese so you have no idea what anything and anybody is saying. I wish my Organization jacket was here. 1 month, 1 week ago
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Granted. But the potato chip is bigger than a whale and by the time you have finished munching it, your lips have shriveled away. I wish I could live in Japan. 1 month, 1 week ago
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Granted, but I kill you because I wasn't invited. :P I wish for a potato chip, so I could eat it in epic fashion. 1 month, 2 weeks ago
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Yes you are! I had to double check the times and stuff. I will call you later. Besides, do you even have a costume ready?! -
MsQueenofjapan
1 month, 2 weeks ago
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Granted. But you die from eating too much Play-doh. I wish Saturday was here so I can go to my cosplay event at the mall! 1 month, 2 weeks ago
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Granted, but it coms to life and leaves you for DEMYX!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I wish for Play-Doh, so I could nom it. 1 month, 2 weeks ago
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NOOOO!! AT LEAST MAKE IT LEAVE ME FOR LEXAEUS!!! ZEMYX IS NOT A LEGIT PAIRING!!! -
MsQueenofjapan
1 month, 2 weeks ago
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Granted. But everyone commits suicide since they think they are all horrible people compared to the other lovey-dovey people. I wish that a REAL OFFICIAL Zexion plushie existed like the Axel and Roxas and Demyx plushies. 1 month, 2 weeks ago
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Granted, but since there's all anime/manga it's full of crap and hentai. When you open the door, it's so full that it floods out onto you, leaving you buried under a pile of hentai. As you extricate yourself from the pile, your boyfriend walks in and sees you with a pile of hentai. He thinks you're a pervert and runs away screaming. I wish for love and peace all over the world! <3 =^ ' - ' ^= 1 month, 2 weeks ago
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Granted but this causes a time warp that ensnares the universe to do it's bidding therefore making the world rid of all anime fangirls but me, you, Gaaraneeds2LOL, and our other Otaku bff!!!! I wish for an ANIME bus (complete with all cosplay costumes you can imagine, all anime/manga, and all plushies of characters) 1 month, 3 weeks ago
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Granted. But I eat it. I wish today never ended. 1 month, 3 weeks ago
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Granted, but.... wait, WHAT? Seriously? Why? You know what, I can't corrupt this. Fine. You get Pedobear, and he rapes you. Happy? Geez. I wish for a donut with sprinkles and chocolate. 1 month, 3 weeks ago
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@QueenOfYaoi It's not uncorruptable, it's just so corrupted already that I can't do anything about it. -
GaaraNeeds2LOL
1 month, 3 weeks ago
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granted but because of this the balance of the universe is thrown off and i win my battle with Gaaraneeds2LOL, all your favorite anime people die, and you forget all otaku knowledge and become scum of the earth for not knowing what anime/manga is... i wish for pedo bear to love me forever!!!!!! 1 month, 3 weeks ago
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Granted. But it was a tie so you both won. I wish I had no school on Tuesday. 1 month, 3 weeks ago
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Granted, but it only goes well for me because I eat all of the cake. Ha! I wish to win the epic fangirl battle against QueenOfYaoi. 1 month, 3 weeks ago
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Granted. But I come and take it back since I just gave you mine. I wish for my party to go well. 1 month, 3 weeks ago
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