Haiku

Otakus will swarm
One Con. will unite them all
The NYAF

Otaku? I am!
Jokes, Sarcasm elude me

Haiku: Too long; FAIL!

Good morning haikus,
a new obsession begins
to hail the fresh day.

help otaku pride
own new york anime fest
please wear a button ^_^

You're crying, my friend

What are you watching?

Clannad, totally.

...did I fail?

Uuuuu
Uuuuuuu
Uu konata!

I'm Juggernaut bitch!
Tom cries, Smashing buttons.

Snapback ownage, SON!

twilight was quite bad
it was not good at all, nope.
anime? hope not!

You dropped so low,
Princesses of Fuuka land.
Ending sucked, though.

One Piece anime
Kicks the ass of all others
Pirates rule the world

Sonic the Hedgehog
Classic Gaming at High Speed
Sucked after Dreamcast

The palmtop tiger
came from the tsundere mill
to kick butts galore.

Paranoia creeps
below the playful curtain
when cicadas cry.

the love is not here
like plum blossoms in the wind
existence is fake

My friend Neko and I did this. Kinda is odd though...

Tokyo and Mirai
Earhquake and ghostly brother ...
That's not realistic!

Waiting for daybreak
Free the character within
Take over the world

Ponyo was a fish
Flush the fish down the toilet
Gets stuck? Use plunger!

stones sit stubbornly
observing life passing by
wisdom learned, wasted

Spirited away!
Heroic journey awaits!
Episode one lies.

Jeesh. This is harder than it looks. In the end I went with this to describe an Anime I had in mind. Free cookies for guessing the series.

retry

In ten billion years
it emerges a story
of children and kings.

Greetings Travelers
The internet is for Porn
Al Gore? Nobel Prize

I read Red River
became completely obsessed
stopped on book fourteen